Aries 21st March - 19th April
According to the adage, a rolling stone gathers no moss. That's why Bill Wyman never dated Kate. Try having tomato soup for brunch.
Lucky Organ: Liver
Taurus 20th April - 21st May
Beggars can't be choosers. But they can be annoying. Try having steak and kidney pudding for supper.
Lucky Mollusc: Mussel
Gemini 22nd May - 21st June
Don't do that, you'll go blind. Try having sausage and chips for dinner.
Lucky Poet: Plath
Cancer 22nd June - 23rd July
Frogs will rain down from the skies. Don't forget to take your umbrella. Try having bangers and mash for a snack between meals.
Lucky Cheese: Roquefort
Leo 24th July - 23rd August
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. Try having truffles for a late evening snack.
Lucky Author: Spillane
Virgo 24th August - 23rd September
People who live in glass houses shouldn't... you know. Try having an ice-cream for a late evening snack.
Lucky Period: Triassic
Libra 24th September - 23rd October
The end of the world is nigh, so don't bother shaving. Try having a cheeseburger for elevenses.
Lucky Hairstyle: Afro
Scorpio 24th October - 22nd November
You will be abducted by aliens who will offer you tea and biscuits in exchange for your spleen. Try having chicken tikka masala for afternoon tea.
Lucky Organ: Bladder
Sagittarius 23rd November - 21st December
You will discover the meaning of life, but lose the napkin on which you wrote it down. Try having a vindaloo for dinner.
Lucky Cloud: Cirrocumulus
Capricorn 22nd December - 20th January
You will wake up to find that you have metamorphosed into a giant cockroach. Try having pork pies for dinner.
Lucky Composer: Debussy
Aquarius 21st January - 19th February
A friend in need is a friend indeed. Especially when he needs money. Try having cauliflower cheese for breakfast.
Lucky Bone: Fibula
Pisces 20th February - 20th March
An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. Or, to put it another way, fair exchange is no robbery in the world of organ donation. Try having egg and chips for brunch.
Lucky Artist: Holbein